CHORUS:
C                  G         F
Today I don't feel like doing anything
C            G        F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C                       G
Don't feel like picking up my phone
F
So leave a message at the tone
C                       Em       F     
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 
VERSE 1:
 
    C                             G
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
F
Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
C              Em       F                 
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
 
C                               G
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
F
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
C                  G              F
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
 
PRE-CHORUS:
 
       Dm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Em
I said it
F                 G             
I said it cause I can
 
CHORUS:
C                  G         F
Today I don't feel like doing anything
C            G        F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C                       G
Don't feel like picking up my phone
F
So leave a message at the tone
C                       Em       F     
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 
Nothing at all
C       G
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
F
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
C       G
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
F
Hoo ooh ooh
 
VERSE 2:
 
C                           G
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
F
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
C                      G              F  
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great)
C                              G
I might mess around and get my college degree
F
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
C                  Em          F
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait
 
PRE-CHORUS:
 
       Dm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Em
I said it
F                 G              
I said it cause I can
 
CHORUS:
C                  G         F
Today I don't feel like doing anything
C            G        F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C                       G
Don't feel like picking up my phone
F
So leave a message at the tone
C                       Em       F     
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 
BRIDGE:
     Dm                 G
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
        C              G
Cause I ain't going anywhere
F           Em         C
No no no no no no no no nooo
          Dm                  G
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
    C                   G
And let everything hang loose
F                   Em                 C      Am
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
 
CHORUS:
    C                  G         F
Ohh,Today I don't feel like doing anything
C            G        F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C                       G
Don't feel like picking up my phone
F
So leave a message at the tone
C                       Em       F     
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 
Nothing at all
C       G
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
F
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
C       G
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
F
Hoo ooh ooh
           C
Nothing at all